dirty quotes page 2

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, 99 character

How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

      

, 98 character

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

      

, 94 character

What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

      

, 96 character

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

      

, 78 character

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

      

, 70 character

Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.

      

, 47 character

Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"

      

, 74 character

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

      

, 128 character

Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

      

, 99 character

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

      
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