dirty quotes page 10

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, 87 character

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going.

      

, 95 character

Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall.

      

, 59 character

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...

      

, 102 character

How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

      

, 67 character

Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

      

, 83 character

Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel.

      

, 54 character

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.

      

, 111 character

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

      

, 122 character

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!

      

, 37 character

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.