christmas quotes page 1

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, 127 character

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."


, 59 character

What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike.


, 64 character

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.


, 69 character

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic


, 136 character

I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!


, 46 character

What goes "oh oh oh"? Santa walking backwards.


, 73 character

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph


, 91 character

Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.


, 57 character

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!


, 77 character

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho's.

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