One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike.
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!
What goes "oh oh oh"? Santa walking backwards.
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho's.