car quotes page 2

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, 126 character

There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can't drive a car and start behaving illogically.

      

, 92 character

What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

      

, 55 character

Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!

      

, 95 character

I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying.

      

, 107 character

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

      

, 93 character

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.

      

, 107 character

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

      

, 153 character

If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield.

      

, 46 character

To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

      

, 99 character

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance.

      
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