car quotes page 1

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, 117 character

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


, 108 character

What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.


, 76 character

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.


, 79 character

Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.


, 96 character

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


, 96 character

If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.


, 137 character

My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.


, 52 character

Don't drink while driving – you will spill the beer.


, 34 character

I work to buy a car to go to work.


, 96 character

My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

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