Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.