How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black.
Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk.
Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.
How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together.
What travels at 200km's a hour? A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
What did the black women get for getting an abortion? Fat cash from crime stoppers.
Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it.
Why do black women where high heels? So their knuckles don't drag.
What did the black girl say while having sex? Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.
What is the world's biggest oxymoron. Black People.