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, 81 character

How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black.


, 62 character

Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk.


, 87 character

Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.


, 83 character

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together.


, 80 character

What travels at 200km's a hour? A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.


, 83 character

What did the black women get for getting an abortion? Fat cash from crime stoppers.


, 98 character

Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it.


, 66 character

Why do black women where high heels? So their knuckles don't drag.


, 86 character

What did the black girl say while having sex? Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.


, 51 character

What is the world's biggest oxymoron. Black People.

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