black quotes page 3

140 char,    160 char,    All length

, 62 character

How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving.


, 92 character

George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!" ... well, swine flu.


, 131 character

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.


, 55 character

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.


, 54 character

What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike.


, 74 character

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start.


, 70 character

Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black.


, 57 character

What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager.


, 61 character

Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray.


, 88 character

What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

1 2 3 4 5 >