How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving.
George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!" ... well, swine flu.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike.
What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start.
Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black.
What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager.
Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray.
What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.