black quotes page 1

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, 130 character

Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.

      

, 51 character

Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.

      

, 110 character

Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

      

, 66 character

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.

      

, 42 character

Why are aspirins white? Because they work.

      

, 51 character

What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy.

      

, 86 character

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break.

      

, 79 character

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.

      

, 69 character

Some people have skeletons in their closet. I have a whole graveyard!

      

, 59 character

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

      
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