Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
Why are aspirins white? Because they work.
What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break.
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.