black quotes page 1

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, 130 character

Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.


, 51 character

Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.


, 197 character

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."


, 110 character

Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.


, 66 character

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.


, 42 character

Why are aspirins white? Because they work.


, 51 character

What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy.


, 86 character

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break.


, 173 character

What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.


, 79 character

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.

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