birthday quotes page 2

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, 111 character

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.


, 69 character

You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.


, 67 character

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.


, 109 character

Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."


, 81 character

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.


, 43 character

People come and go but birthdays do accrue.

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