I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
Why are birthday's good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company…
What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."