birthday quotes page 1

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, 52 character

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.


, 133 character

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!


, 100 character

Why are birthday's good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!


, 44 character

What goes up and never comes down? Your age!


, 99 character

How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!


, 64 character

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!


, 85 character

My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company…


, 68 character

What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"


, 82 character

The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.


, 70 character

"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

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