best man speech quotes page 1

140 char,    160 char,    All length

, 114 character

I organized a threesome for (NAME)'s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun.


, 79 character

He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic – he got up on one knee.


, 119 character

My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!


, 98 character

(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him.


, 82 character

I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful (NAME) is. I'd like to but...


, 89 character

Leading up to the wedding (NAME) has been on a whiskey diet. His lost three days already.