attitude quotes page 6

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, 61 character

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

      

, 41 character

Our conscience is clear- we don't use it.

      

, 106 character

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

      

, 72 character

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

      

, 81 character

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.

      

, 69 character

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

      

, 109 character

Everything you do you're gonna regret. But if you do nothing – you will not only regret but will also suffer.

      

, 110 character

Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

      

, 59 character

I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.

      

, 115 character

You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.