attitude quotes page 3

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, 127 character

I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.


, 64 character

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.


, 58 character

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.


, 117 character

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".


, 78 character

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.


, 86 character

If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?


, 103 character

I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the b*tch fell off."


, 52 character

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.


, 59 character

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.


, 97 character

Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life.

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