alcohol quotes page 1

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, 48 character

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?


, 65 character

We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work sober.


, 93 character

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.


, 96 character

No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?


, 58 character

Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge.


, 63 character

If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it


, 99 character

Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems.


, 101 character

The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.


, 134 character

Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.


, 129 character

Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.

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