sexist Jokes page 3

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Three guys .., 434 character

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker." They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?" The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."

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Why did the.., 123 character

Why did the women cross the road? I don't know, but what is she doing out of the kitchen?

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What's six .., 103 character

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?Money.

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What is eas.., 87 character

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.

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When a man .., 145 character

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.

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Q: When can.., 105 character

Q: When can women make you a millionaire? A: When you're a billionaire.

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Girl: "Gir.., 178 character

Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."

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A man drivi.., 133 character

A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?

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Scientists h.., 138 character

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.

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Why did God.., 95 character

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

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