A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
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Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.
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Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.
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Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
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When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!"
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
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Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.
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Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.
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