Modi SMS page 1

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Obama- Why did you called me on dry day?? . ..., 111 character

Obama- Why did you called me on dry day??
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Modi-  remember,  you called me in navaratri…

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Dear Modi Ji..

Plz sab se pehle mobile .., 113 character

Dear Modi Ji..

Plz sab se pehle mobile internet pack 1 saal ke liye free kardo.

Apka bahut prachar kiya hai..

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After Coffee with karan star world is plannin.., 136 character

After Coffee with karan star world is planning:
– Tea with Modi
– Horlicks with rahul &
– Cough syrup with arvind

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Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..

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Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..

Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do.

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Modi ji sirf acche din denge.. . . . . . Acch.., 79 character

Modi ji sirf acche din denge..
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Acchi rato ka intezam khud karna hoga!

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Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur m.., 137 character

Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi,

kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!

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Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki.. baccheko c.., 114 character

Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki..
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya..

IIT me bhejke kejriwal.

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Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mub.., 141 character

Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di..
Modi ji ne kha: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya.
Itne saalo me aaj teri aavaj suni hai.

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Me apna dukh kise sunau? Ek hi ladki ka no th.., 115 character

Me apna dukh kise sunau?
Ek hi ladki ka no tha,
Wo bhi narendra modi Ki..
Deshbhakti ki bato me aake delet kar diya

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