Husband Wife SMS page 1

140 char,    160 char,    All length

Only a Man understands another Man..

Cu.., 138 character

Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun..

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Sharab Bahut hi Khatarnak cheez hai kal hi me.., 120 character

Sharab Bahut hi Khatarnak cheez hai
kal hi mere ek dost sharab ke nashe me
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Apni hi BiWi ko I LOVE YOU Bol diya!!

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Dukh hamesha saath rehta hai, magar khushi aa.., 156 character

Dukh hamesha saath rehta hai,
magar khushi aati-jati rehti hai.

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Santa: My wife is with me,
but her sister visits occasionally.

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Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com.., 121 character

Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com

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‘A Wedding suit
for sale, used
only once by Mistake.’

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Wife: Meri sharafat dekho.. Maine tumhe dekhe.., 145 character

Wife: Meri sharafat dekho..
Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli…
Husband: Aur meri sharafat dekho..
Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..

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Suhaag Raat me Wife : Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi .., 141 character

Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

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Hubby: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag r.., 135 character

Hubby: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..!!!

Wife: Namak barabar hai..!!
Sabji thodi kam thi..!!

Wife is always right.

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Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon, Par.., 157 character

Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon,
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji, Choice Is Yours, Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga.

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Height of being daring..

Biwi to pati: .., 136 character

Height of being daring..

Biwi to pati:
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi abhi beauty parlour se aayi hoon..
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Pati: Bandh tha kya ??

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