Husband Wife SMS page 1

140 char,    160 char,    All length

Only a Man understands another Man..

Cu.., 138 character

Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun..

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Sharab Bahut hi Khatarnak cheez hai kal hi me.., 120 character

Sharab Bahut hi Khatarnak cheez hai
kal hi mere ek dost sharab ke nashe me
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Apni hi BiWi ko I LOVE YOU Bol diya!!

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Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com.., 121 character

Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com

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‘A Wedding suit
for sale, used
only once by Mistake.’

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Hubby: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag r.., 135 character

Hubby: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..!!!

Wife: Namak barabar hai..!!
Sabji thodi kam thi..!!

Wife is always right.

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Height of being daring..

Biwi to pati: .., 136 character

Height of being daring..

Biwi to pati:
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi abhi beauty parlour se aayi hoon..
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Pati: Bandh tha kya ??

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Wife: I hate that beggar. Husband: Why ? Wife.., 119 character

Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why ?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook!!!

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Son to Dad: Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga k.., 138 character

Son to Dad: Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki
mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa: Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

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Wife: Chota mota hi sahi, par gold ka kuch la.., 85 character

Wife: Chota mota hi sahi,
par gold ka kuch la do..

Husband Ye le Choti gold flake.

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Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai

ek to .., 74 character

Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai

ek to jinda

aur

dusare

Shadishuda

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