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Attitude Statement of Student In Exam

I.., 154 character

Attitude Statement of Student In Exam

I got 150 Questions in exam saying to solve any 100..!!!

I Solved All 150 and wrote – CHECK ANY 100!!! :-p

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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain, Sab a.., 144 character

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.

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Doctors After Operation and Students After Ex.., 137 character

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

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EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos k.., 156 character

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

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Doctors After Operation and Students After Ex.., 137 character

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

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Height of technology: A stunt writes all Ans .., 148 character

Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as

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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

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Waqt bhi sikhata hai, aur teacher bhi.. Par d.., 143 character

Waqt bhi sikhata hai,
aur teacher bhi..
Par dono mein fark hota hai,
Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai,
aur
Waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai..!!

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Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam mein aap ke .., 142 character

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??

Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

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Father to Son: Beta tum history mein fail kyu.., 125 character

Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

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US Dollor is increased to 56/- Petrol is incr.., 146 character

US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.

But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.

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