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Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open th.., 136 character

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.

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Attitude Statement of Student In Exam

I.., 154 character

Attitude Statement of Student In Exam

I got 150 Questions in exam saying to solve any 100..!!!

I Solved All 150 and wrote – CHECK ANY 100!!! :-p

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Teacher: Translate the sentance into English..., 112 character

Teacher: Translate the sentance into English.

‘Vasant ne Muje Mukka Mara’

Student: Vasantpanchmi

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Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein, Zindagi mein .., 149 character

Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.

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Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing. It was.., 138 character

Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

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Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao, Boy- My pe.., 139 character

Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,
Boy- My pen*is in ur Hand
Madam- MC ye kya likh diya
Boy- Sorry mam pen ke baad space dena bhul gaya ???

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Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To.. .., 159 character

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi.

Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

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Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai magar.., 142 character

Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai
magar post women kyun nahi hoti?

Student: Isliye ki women ek hi
delivery me 9 mahiney laga deti hai!

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Commerce shayari.. Tere dosti mein mujhe hoga.., 137 character

Commerce shayari..
Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
DEBIT the receiver, CREDIT the giver!!

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Boy: Papa, maine engineering chhod di..!!

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Boy: Papa, maine engineering chhod di..!!

Papa: Kyu ?

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Boy : Kick nahi mili..

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