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Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open th.., 136 character

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.

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Teacher: Translate the sentance into English..., 112 character

Teacher: Translate the sentance into English.

‘Vasant ne Muje Mukka Mara’

Student: Vasantpanchmi

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Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing. It was.., 138 character

Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.

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Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao, Boy- My pe.., 139 character

Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,
Boy- My pen*is in ur Hand
Madam- MC ye kya likh diya
Boy- Sorry mam pen ke baad space dena bhul gaya ???

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Commerce shayari.. Tere dosti mein mujhe hoga.., 137 character

Commerce shayari..
Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
Tere dosti mein mujhe hogaya hai fever,
DEBIT the receiver, CREDIT the giver!!

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Boy: Papa, maine engineering chhod di..!!

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Boy: Papa, maine engineering chhod di..!!

Papa: Kyu ?

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Boy : Kick nahi mili..

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After watching KICK

Student: Mere atte.., 138 character

After watching KICK

Student: Mere attendance ke baare me zyaada mat sochna
‘Main college me aata hoon,
Lecture main nahi..’

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Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, alway.., 129 character

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow,
always remember
you can also do it the day after tomorrow..
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Be lazy, Think crazy.

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Teacher: Bataao Jab Subah Ladkiya Sokar uttht.., 136 character

Teacher: Bataao Jab Subah Ladkiya Sokar utthti hai to
Aankhe Kyu Masalti Hai?

Pappu: Kyu ki unke Paas tatte Nahi Hote khujane ke liye.

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Teacher: Chawanprash khaane se din bhar chust.., 76 character

Teacher: Chawanprash khaane se din bhar chusti rehti hai..

Student: Kaun??

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