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Santa Ko Lottery me PARIS ka Tour Nikla Usne Biwi ko fone Kiya: Jaan mere Sath Paris chalogi,
Biwi Khushi se: haan haan haan Bilkul, Par Aap bol kon rhe Hai.!!!

Auto me couple kiss kar rahe the, autowala dekh raha tha…
Aage jake accident hua…
autowala ne sar patak k kaha-
sala ab samjha TITANIC kyu duba tha..?

Subah Ki Prabhat Kiran, Sneh Ka Savera,
Mohabbat Ka Mausam, Yaado Ka Basera,
Dosti Ki Chahat, Suraj Ki Garmahat,
Apko Mubarak Ho Ye Naye Din Ki Aahat…♥
Good Morning

Girl- Jab meri Yaad aati hai tum kya krte ho?
Boy- Mai tumhari 2 favorite chocolate khata hu!
aur Tum kya krti ho?
Girl- Mai?
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“RAJSHRI” k 2 pauch kha leti hu!

SUPERB PJ is back:
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Wo Hume Bewafa Bolte Hai… to Bolte Rahe,
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Wo Hume Bewafa Bolte Hai… to Bolte Rahe..
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Mummy Bolti Hai…
“Jo Bolta Hai, Wo Khud Hi Hota Hai”

Ek samndar hai jo mere kabu me hai,
aur ek qtra hai jo mujhse smbhala nhi jata,
ek umar hai jo bitani hai unke bagair,
aur ek lamha hai ki mujhse gujara nhi jata…

Bahu: “Maaji, kal raat meri unse ladai ho gai”
Saas: “Koi baat nhi. Ye to pati patni k beech hota hi hai”
Bahu: “Wo to thik hai par ab laash ka kya karu.!

Zindgi me bar bar sahara nhi milta,
bar bar pyar se koi pyara nhi milta,
hai jo pass use sambhal kar rekhna,
khone k baad wo phir dobara nhi milta…♥

Suraj bhi jami par aayega,
Roshni ka tohfa aapko de jayega,
milegi itni khushiya AAPKO har din,
ki khuda bhi khushi udhar lene aapke pass aayega.
Happy Birthday…

Santa bank me chilaya…
Kisiki noto ki Gaddi JisPe Lal rubbr Bandhi Ho, Giri hai kya?
Sabne Hath uthaya,
Santa- Note to koi Le Gaya ye Rubber padi Mili hai.