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Sweet memories…
1, 2, 3 and 4th standard students “Hey i have studied everything for exams”
5 and 6 standard students “Hey that que. was very hard so i left it”
7 and 8 standard “Hey i read just imp que.”
9 and 10 “I think 4 chaps are enuf 2 pass”
11 and 12 standard “Kal exam kaun sa hai bey”
and in college “Kamino bata to dete aaj paper hai. Mere pass to pen bhi ni hai”

Gf: Purrr
(Embarassing)
Bf: Its Ok Baby
It Happens
Gf: Purrr Purrr
(Relaxing)
Bf: Owww Its Natural dont Worry
Gf: Purrr Phurrr Pokkkk
Bf: Sweety I shud be Going Now
Gf: Purrr Phokkkk Dhussss Phaarrrrr Pookkkk dhupppp Furrr Surrrr
Bf: Saali Padri Rukegi Abhi,
Ke Poore Saal ka Paadegi?
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Gf: Puk

Pyar bhi ajeeb hai…
MAA se ho to POOJA,
BAAP se ho to EZZAT,
BHAI se ho to VISHWAS,
BAHEN se ho to FARZ,
aur WIFE se ho to sab kahte hai TURA ha to DAUKI ka gulam ho gehe.

Subah-Subah Ek Paigam Dena hai,
Apko Subah ka Pehla Salaam Dena hai,
Guzre Pura Din Apka Khushiyon me,
Apki Subah ko Khubsurat sa Naam Dena Hai…
Good Morning

K.G. Ke bachche ki shayari:-
mohabat ke naam pe chaja payi hai.
Zala gol falmaye, mohabbat k naam pe chaja payi hai.
Baki shayli baad me abhi CHUCHU aayi hai…

Chamkti Kirne Mahkte Phool,
Dosti k Wade Dosti k Usool,
Pyari Hawao se Udti Khushbu Wali Dhool,
Apni Pyari Muskuraht se kro Humari ye
AWESOME Wali Morning kabool.
Good Morning

Chidia ud.
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Chil ud.
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Kabutar ud.
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Maina ud.
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Bagula ud.
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‘ULLU’ ud.
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Ohh! sorry, jaldi-jaldi me apko bhi uda dia.
Please Udna Mat

The only Common Thing Between the Royal Wedding & our Indian Weddings Was that
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the Wedding Suit Of Pr!nce W!ll!ams Was the Same As Our Band Wala.

Kisi Ne Sardar Ko SMS Kiya Ki Agr Tujh me dimag Hai To 200 ka Balance Bhej,
Hoshiyar Hai To 300 ka Bhej…
Sardar Ne 500 Ka Bheja
aur Likha Hum me dimag bhi hai aur hum hoshiyar bhi hai.

*MORNING ALARM*
Apko Suchit kiya jata hai ek Apne Sone ki Limit Cross karli hai…
Isse Pehle ki Ghar-Wale Laat Maar k Utaye,
Kripya Aap Uth Jaye..!
Good Morning