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Rangeen ho tum Rango se jyada,

Mehkte ho tum Phulo se jyada,
Smart ho tum Mujhse jyada
Agar ye sochte ho tum to.

“Bewkoof ” ho tum had se Jayda.

Gamo ki dhup me kabhi jana na pade,
in pyari palkon ko bhigana na pade,
bin mange hi mil jaye khushiya itni apko,
ki fir kabhi kisi duaa k liye sir jhukana na pade.

In andhero ke liye kuch aftab manga hai.
dua me humne dost kuch khaas manga hai,
jab bhi manga us rab se to aapke liye khushiyo ka pal beheesab manga hai.

Whats attitude?
3 Ants saw an elephant coming!
1st Ant:-V will break his leg,
2nd:-V will kill him,
3rd:-Leave him tuday,he is alone &
v r 3!

check ur brain:
Apna sir cow k aage kar k dekho agar wo dur jaye to samjho gober bhara hai aur agar paas aye to samjho us me bhusa bhara hai.

jitna dostana paya hai aapse us se aur jyada pane ko ji chahta hai.
jane wo kaunsi khubi hai aapme k zindagi bhar dosti nibhane ko dil chahta hai..!

PADHTE raho?
PADHTE raho?
Besharmo ki tarah msg PADHTE raho Jab sharm aa jaye to msg Kar dena!

Santa london k Hotel me murgi khane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhul gaya.
Waiter: what do u like to have sir?
Santa: Eggs’mother.!

movie title in 36gari:
titanic-nauka ma dauka
anaconda-atak bad doddhiya
batman-chamkadra dauka
tom n jerry-bilai au musua
saturday nit fever-snichar ke nacha.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
isme 1 missing hai?

2 baar padthe ho sharam nhi ati?
ABC me (1 ) kahan ata hai?