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Socha Na Tha Ki Kbhi Apni DostiHogi,
Dil Jiske Liye Ro Sake Waisi Ulfat Hogi,
Ab Jannat Ki Galiyo Ko Kya Dekhe,
Hmari DOSTI Hogi Wahi Jannat Suru Hogi.

Though my sms
are FEW
Yet my heart
is TRUE
I got many friends
NEW
But not as sweet
as U!.
I never remember u bcoz i never forget u..

Aaj kuch baat kar raha hai dil,
Shayad koi fariyad kar raha hai dil,
Chupke se keh diya dhadkan ne,
Wo TUM hi ho jise yaad kar raha hai dil.

Koi khawab in ankhon ne sajaya hi nhi,
Hmare dil ki ghehrayi ko koi samajh paya hi nhi,
hamari b Kami mehsus ho kisi ko…
Khuda ne hame aisa banaya hi nhi..

Hawa ke aanchal pe jab chandni dhal jaye,
to nind ki gehrai me chand so jaye,
Hum ko to rat bhar jagna manjur hai,
par khuda se duwa hai apki ankho ko nind aa jaye.
Good Night

Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?

2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki So Hi Jae.

Santa Bilgates se- tum pagal ho
Bil-Y?
Santa-Tumhara surname GATES hai aur business tu WINDOWS ka krte ho.

IN INDIA
If lady is pregnant by One man: Child’s surname is Singhal

if2-Dubey

if3-Trivedi

if4-chaturvedi

5-pandey

by all-mishra

& by unkown then
Gupta .

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