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Jab jab aap hume yaad aate ho,
Sach me bahut rula jaate ho,
Rote isliye nahi ki aap yaad aaye…
Gam iska hai ki aap khud kyo nhi chale aaye.
I Miss U Dear

Santa Calls wife: Ghar Nahi Aa Sakta Car Ka Steering, Gear, Breake Sab Chori Ho Gaya,
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Aa raha Hu, Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Baith Gaya Tha…

Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho,
Tu jo chahe teri raahon me ho,
Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri aankhon me ho,
Khush Kismati ki har Lakir tere haathon me ho..!
Happy Birthday

Pati- Ye kya, tum ek aur suit le aayi? Abhi parso hi to..
Biwi (gusse me)- kya kaha? Kya parso kya? Bolo..!!!
Pati- Nahi parso bhi ek hi layi thi, aaj kam se kam 2 le aati.

tum ek beshram aur zalil insan ho,
tumhara na to koi charactor hai,,
na emaan tum jaise log duniya pe bojh hai…
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ye “gunah” film ka dialog hai…

Try Its fun…
Take your mobile, Select Vibrate mode & put in Water.
Now call from anothr no.
your mobile will start swimming.
It’s a new game called
‘Try & Cry’.

Most touching lines by a friend just before his death…..
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Plz cover my face b4 my friends see,
otherwise they wil take photo & upload in Facebook.

Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya…
Ladki K Baap Ne Pucha- Beta Sharab Pite Ho?
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Santa- Sharab Kabhi Baad Me Piyunga, Abhi To Sirf Chai Chalegi.

Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karane Aaye..
Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?
Santa- Haan…
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Banta (Muchh kaat k)- Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai…

Har subah ki dhup kuch yaad dilati hai,
har phool ki khusbu 1 jaadu jagati hai
chaho naa chaho kitna bhi par SUBAH-SUBAH apki yaad aa hi jaati hai.
Good Morning