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Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi…..
Santa: “Major Sahab, Mai Dushmano Ki Maa C#od Doonga..!!”
Major: “B#osdi-Ke, Dushmano ko Maarna Hai, Paida Nahi Karna hai..!!”

Aaj ki Nari…
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Itni Aage Bad Gayi Hai,
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Itni Aage Bad Gayi Hai…
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Ki…
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Ab…
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Purush Ko Pichhe se DALNA Padta Hai..!!!

Santa was f~cking a nurse…
nurse chillai- aah dard ho rha hai
Santa: saali khud waha injection lagati hai jaha ched nhi hota
aur tujhe ched me bhi dard ho rha hai…

Hathi ne Santa ka Rape kar diya…
Dr.- Tumhari Ga#d fat ke 50 inch ho gayi hai, jab ki Hathi ka Lu#d to 15 inch hi hota hai
Santa- M*d*rc#0d ne pehle Ga#d me ungli ki thi.

Galib Bike chala raha tha, Bachche Samne Aaye to Arz kiya ki…
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Ankhon Me Jalaye Rakhta Hoon Mai AapKi Yaado K Deep,
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Ankhon Me Jalaye Rakhta Hoon Mai AapKi Yaado K Deep,
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Hato madarc#odo..
Peep Peeep Peeeep……

Lady 2 Shopkeeper- 28 number Ki Bra dena.
Shopkeeper 2 staff: “1 Balgopal” laana.
Tabhi dusri Lady boli muje 42 ki bra dena.
Shopkeeper: “1 ZHULELAL” Bhi lete Aana.

Grahak: Rasgulle Hain??
Dukandaar: Nahin Hain…
Grahak: Dekh Loonga.
Dukandar Ghusse Se: Behenc#od. Kya Dekh Lega??
Grakh: Dusri Dukaan Mein Jaakar Dekh Loonga.

Lady- My periods are coming brown colour.
Is there any infection.?
Dr.- How many times you do sx.?
Lady- twice in a year.
Dr.- ye infection nahi ZANG laga hai.

It happens Only in India…
Actors are playing cricket,
Cricketers are playing politics,
Politicians are watching p0rn
and
P0rn stars are becoming actors…!

Aurat chappal wali dukan pe gai: 1 chappal dikhao.
Man: Kitna Number?
Aurat: 36 Number…
Man: Bhabhi ji, dimag pe zor laga k socho, kya lene ayi ho.