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Beti: papa Kal Apke Ghar se ek Member Kam Ho Jayega,
Next Day Santa Ki Beti Bhag Gyi.
Santa: Ladki Ne Kam To GaLat Kiya,
Per Thi Vo “JYOTISH”.!

Policeman: sab kuch sach sach bata varna chaddi utar ke marunga.
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Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai aap kyun chaddi utaro ge.

Near ones r not dear, Dear ones r not near it’s easy 2 remembr the near ones…
But very difficult 2 4get the dear ones…
Missing u dear..

Chahat to aaj bhi utni hai unki.
Par kismat k haatho majbur ho gaye.
Dekhi jo unme apne liye berukhi.
Hum unki khushi ke liye unse dur ho gaye…

Meri Har Kitab Me Sirf Unka KhayaL Hai,
DiLKe Har Paigam Me Sirf Unka Hi Naam Hai,
Itna Gehara Pyar Kar Baithe…
Ki Nigaho Ko Sirf Unka Intezar Hai.

CID V/S BABA…
Soniya ke aage Manmohan moun
hai.
Wah-Wah
Soniya ke aage Manmohan moun h.
A.C.P says to daya
pta lagao ye Nirmal baba kaun hai.

The most Embarrassing moment in one’s life is..
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When nobody likes his facebook status.

Pasand Hai Surat Lakho Me Unki,
Koi Jadu Jarur Hai Anko Me Unki,
Dil Ki Baato Ko Wo Jane Ya Na Jane,
Humne Bitaya Hai Pal Pal Yaado Me Unki…

Duvao me Shamil ho is Tarah,
Fulo me hoti hai Khushbu jis Tarah,
Khuda aapki zindgi me itni khushiya de,
Dharti par hoti hai Barish jis Tarah,
Happy Birthday

Chand ne kar diya hai taro ko INVITE,
Suraj ne Pakad li hai subah ki FLIGHT,
khuda ko yaad kar lo aur off kar lo LIGHT,
Meri taraf se apko pyari si GOOD NIGHT…