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Latest ‘Surinder Jokes’ Collection
Surinder mobile me
Surinder mobile me recharge krwane gya,
Dukandar-kitne ka?
Surindr: 10 ka krdo
Dukandar- 7 Rs.ka talktime milega
Surindr- koi baat nhi, 3 ki namkin dedo
Aisa nhi bolte
Girl: Surinder MADARC#OD..!
Babaji: Aisa nhi bolte beti, aisa kyu bol rhe ho..?
Girl: Usne meri chummi li..
Babaji kissed & askd: Aise..?
Grl: Ji
Babaji: Ispe madarc#od nhi kehte
Grl:Usne bra utar k mere b**bs chuse..
Baba suckd b**bs & askd: Aise?
Grl: Ji
Baba:Ye bhi koi badi wajah nhi hai
Grl:Usne mujhe c#oda bhi.!
Babaji f~ckd the grl & askd: Aise?
Grl: Haa
Baba: Ye bhi badi wajah nhi
Grl: Sx k baad usne mujhe bataya k use AIDS hai..!
Babaji (jor se): Surinder MADARC#OD!
Mujhe kisi mehangi
wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jagah ghumane le kar chaliye na ji….!
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Surinder: Chalo, taiyaar ho jao.
Petrol pump chalte Hai.
bataiye PANI k bina
Interviewer – To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Surinder- PANI nahi hoga to insan tair nahi payega.
Tair nahi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.
mujhe apki beti se
Surinder- mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai,
Boss- teri income to us k toilet paper bhi afford nahi
kar sakti,
Surinder: acha! itni potti karti hai to phir rahne do.
Surinder road se
Surinder road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur achanak CHILLAYA !!
“haramjaade log TATTI bhi aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
Surinder subah Tatti gaya
Surinder subah Tatti gaya.. Bahut der tak nahi aayi Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi Surinder bola are aa q nahi rahi hai ! Mai kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga.
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