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Try Its fun…
Take your mobile, Select Vibrate mode & put in Water.
Now call from anothr no.
your mobile will start swimming.
It’s a new game called
‘Try & Cry’.

The Most Painful Moment…
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when the only thing you know in your exam is…
your name, Roll No. & the date…!!

The only Common Thing Between the Royal Wedding & our Indian Weddings Was that
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the Wedding Suit Of Pr!nce W!ll!ams Was the Same As Our Band Wala.

TONGUE TWISTER…..

“A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD”

Try it… again and again…
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In the end you’ll feel like a HEN.:-)

IN INDIA
If lady is pregnant by One man: Child’s surname is Singhal

if2-Dubey

if3-Trivedi

if4-chaturvedi

5-pandey

by all-mishra

& by unkown then
Gupta .

the ad for Petrol in YEAR 2019
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Buy 10 litre Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano FREE.

Whats attitude?
3 Ants saw an elephant coming!
1st Ant:-V will break his leg,
2nd:-V will kill him,
3rd:-Leave him tuday,he is alone &
v r 3!

Consequences of American life style..
D wife rushd in 2 house screamng 2 her husband
Darling, Come quick..!
Ur kids n my kids r beating our Kids..!