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Whenever you have
The 1st testicular Guard
If lady is
IN INDIA
If lady is pregnant by One man: Child’s surname is Singhal
if2-Dubey
if3-Trivedi
if4-chaturvedi
5-pandey
by all-mishra
& by unkown then
Gupta .
What will be
the ad for Petrol in YEAR 2019
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Buy 10 litre Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano FREE.
Whats attitude
Whats attitude?
3 Ants saw an elephant coming!
1st Ant:-V will break his leg,
2nd:-V will kill him,
3rd:-Leave him tuday,he is alone &
v r 3!
Consequences of American
Consequences of American life style..
D wife rushd in 2 house screamng 2 her husband
Darling, Come quick..!
Ur kids n my kids r beating our Kids..!
Height Of Jhatka
Height Of Jhatka
A boy aftr Having gr8 Time wid GF he Saw a guy’s Photo in her Bag
&
askd-is heUr X BF?
GF kissing Him said no Dats me
b4 operation.
U stole my
“U stole my memories-i Excused u!
U stole my my laugh-i Excused u!
U stole my my smile-i Excused u!
But this is too much
“Mere kutte ka biscuit kutte ko wapas karo.” ”




