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Ladki-agar mai chaalak na hoti to ab tak 50 bar balatkar ho chuka hota
saheli-achcha tu kaise bach jati hai?
ladki-har bar mai khud hi taiyar ho jati hu.

Santa Garments Shop K Bahar Khada Andar Dekh Raha Tha…
Shopkeeper- Andar Aa K Choose Kar ke le Lo.
Santa (Gusse Se)- saale Tu Baahar Aake mera Choos Le.

Father & son went 2 medical store.
Father buy a pack of C0nd0ms.

Son- whats this?

Father-its medicine for killing rats.

Son-Oh be#nc#od! Ch~t me bhi chuhe.

Ek ladka roz Kothe pe jake bhaav puchta tha..
Dost: Jab tujhe kuch krna nhi h to rate Q puchta h?
Ladka:Main check krta hu ki GF mehangi to nhi pad rhi..?

2 men went 2 a callg!rl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right. ur wife is much better.

Que- Ladkiyo Ke N!pples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?
Ans- Ye Andhe Bhaiyo K Liye Uparwale Ne
“Braille Lipi” Me Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse…

Wat’s Diff in 20yr Girl’s b00bs & Kamwali’s B00bs?
20yr Girl Has Tight Cute B00bs & Yummy Pink N!pples!
Dat’s My Experience
Chalo ab Kamwali ka aap batao.

Student- Mam, jab Hindustan ko Hind
Pakistan ko Pak
Australia ko Aus kahte Hai to
Brazil aur London ko kya kahege?
Teacher- Tu apna kaam kar haramkhor..

BIWI: Aaj me Doctor ke pass gyi thi
PATI: Kya bola?
BIWI: Bola,mere daant mein keeda hai?
PATI: Dr ne bimari sahi batayi, lekin jagah galat batayi.

Couple f~cking hard in bed
Husband screams: Spread ur legs wider honey
WIDER
WIDER
Wife: r u trying to get ur balls IN?
Hus: No, Im tryin to
Get them out…