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“Mujhe Aaj Bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se Kehte The Ke Lollipop Chahiye To Paint Ki Jeb Main Hath Daal K Khud Hi Nikaal Lo…. Aur Jab Main Paint Ki Jaib Main Hath Daalti To Kitni Der Tak Lollipop Pakad Kar Khichti Magar Uncle Ne Itni Kas K Lollipop Bandha Hota Tha Ke Uski Cheeni Pighal K Mere Hath Me Lag Jati Magar Kabhi B Lollipop Nahi Nikaal Saki…”
VNA MAL!K Ki K!TAAB… “MERA BACHPAN MERI SHARARATAIN” SE.

Friendship Adult Version:
Friendship is not About ‘I’m sorry’
Its About ‘LA~DA LEGA’
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Its not about ‘Where are you?’
Its about ‘KAHA GA#D MARA RAHA HAI’
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Its not about ‘No’
Its about ‘GHANTA’
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Its not about ‘TOO SMALL’
Its about ‘JHAA#T BARAABAR’
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Its not about ‘TOO BIG’
Its about ‘GA#ND PHAADU!’
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Its not about ‘DIFFICULTY’!
Its about ‘GA#D FAT GAI’
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And
Its not about ‘WE WILL ROCK!’
Its about ‘MAA C#OD DENGE’

1 Sardar interview dene gya
Interviewer- 1 chiz jo tej chalti hai, jiske 4 pahiye hote hai?
Sardar- Car,
Interviewer-Galat, Marut! car.
..
Interviewer- Wo kya hai jiske 2 pahiye hote hai aur bahut tej chalti hai?
Sardar- Bike,
Interviewer-Galat, Her0 H0nda Bike.
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Sardar(gusse me)- Madarc#od..!! interview gaya B#osde me, ab tu mere sawal ka jawab de
idhar baal, udhar baal aur bich me darar?
Interviewer- C#00t
Sardar- Galat, Teri Maa ki C#00t…

Boy to a doctor: My gf is pregnant but I used protection.
.
..
Doctor: 1 kahani suno…
Ek shikari ek din gun ki jagah umbrella le gaya,
achanak lion samne aaya to usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya… Lion wahi mar gaya…
Boy:Impossible! Kisi aur ne goli mari hogi…
Doctor: Exactly..!!!

Boy: Ek c0nd0m de do mai apni gf ke ghar dinner pe ja raha hu,
phir bola 2 aur de do uski sister bhi bomb he & uski mom bhi hot hai,
Dinner pe jaise hi gf ka baap aaya ladka sir zuka k baith gaya,
GF: muje nahi pata tha tum itne sharmile ho,
BF: mujhe bhi kaha pata tha tumare Baap ka medical store hai…

Girls pc folder:
C\desktop\songs \romantic songs
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Boy’s pc folder
C\windows\system32\drivers\study material\important files\educational stuff\data structure\Sunny Leone.avi

Bhakt: Baba mujse ladki nhi pat ti -
koi upaay btaye,
Normal baba- Topi pahnte ho?
bhakt- Kbhi-kbhi baba.
Baba- jakar 36 size ki bra kharid kar 2 topi banwa lena–kripa aani suru ho jayegi.

Ek Sardar ne Dusre Sardar ko ladki samjh k piche se pakda aur peche se hi shuru ho gya,
karte-karte Sardar ne aage hath dala aur bola…
“zindgi me aaj pehli bar AAR-PAAR hua hai.”

Last week I met a Sindhi with surname Ch~dwani…
I called him & his wife picked up.
I disconnected because I didn’t have the courage to ask
‘bhabhi ji, Ch~dwani hai..?’

BARISH Aur Khwab Dono Ek Jaise Hote Hai.
Jo Hamesha YAADGAAR Hote Hai.
Farak Sirf Itna Hai,
BARISH Me Pura Jism Bhigta Hai,
Aur
Khwab Me Sirf UNDERWEAR.