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Kisi Ne Sardar

Kisi Ne Sardar Ko SMS Kiya Ki Agr Tujh me dimag Hai To 200 ka Balance Bhej,
Hoshiyar Hai To 300 ka Bhej…
Sardar Ne 500 Ka Bheja
aur Likha Hum me dimag bhi hai aur hum hoshiyar bhi hai. ;-)

3 sardaro ne

3 sardaro ne daaru pi k ek taxi roki..
Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di..aur bola…
lo saab hum pahuch gaye ..
1st ne use paise de diye…
2nd bola thank you
aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya !
Driver dar gaya socha ye samajh gaya…..
Teesra sardar bola “sale araam se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to…!

Ek sardar doosre se

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !”
Second Sardar: “Kaise?“
First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya. ha ha ha ha…..

Sardar ki girlfrend

Sardar ki girlfrend romantic mood me-ghar pe koi nahi
hai aa jao
Sardar-tu mere ghar aaja mere ghar me sab log hai tera man laga rahega.

Sardar to doctor

Sardar to doctor: mujhe neend nahi aati.
Doctor: kyo?
Sardar: raat 12 baje tak mai neend ka intezar karta hu,
phir thak kar so jata hoon.

Ek Sardar Dusre Sardar Se

Ek Sardar Dusre Sardar Se

Shahjahan Marne Se Pehle Kya The?
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Dusra Sardar: Nai pata

Pehla Sardar Chalo me bta’ta hun

Marne Se Pehle Shahjahan ‘ZINDA’ the…

aap to kahte the

Sardar-aap to kahte the ki subah khelne se
sehat thik rhti h par mujhe to koi fark
nahi pada? Dr-Tum konsa game khelte ho?
Sardar-Mobile me SAAP wala!

0ye Agar Neend

1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?

2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki So Hi Jae.

galti se sardar ji

galti se sardar ji ladies toilet me ghus gaya saare mahilaon unko dekh k khadi ho gayi aur chillane lagi.
Sardar: izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai. BAITHO… BAITHO..!!

1 Ship me

1 Ship me 300 Sardar ja rahe the, bina Ship doobe
sabhi doob gaye

Kaise
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Ship band ho gaya

our
sare Sardar dhakka dene k liye utar gaye.

 
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