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Latest ‘Santa Banta SMS in Hindi’ Collection

Santa Calls wife: Ghar Nahi Aa Sakta Car Ka Steering, Gear, Breake Sab Chori Ho Gaya,
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.After 1 Hour.
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Aa raha Hu, Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Baith Gaya Tha…

Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya…
Ladki K Baap Ne Pucha- Beta Sharab Pite Ho?
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Santa- Sharab Kabhi Baad Me Piyunga, Abhi To Sirf Chai Chalegi.

Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karane Aaye..
Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?
Santa- Haan…
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Banta (Muchh kaat k)- Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai…

Santa- Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai?
Banta- Abe Pagal Is Dunia Me 1 Hi To Desh Hai,
Jiska Naam India Hai…
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai.
He he he!

Height of disturbing!!
Santa- pen hai pen??
Banta- nahi hai.

(thodi der bad)
Santa- pen hai pen??
Banta- nhi hai bola na.
Santa- pen hai pen??
Banta- nahi hai aur abki baar pucha to hathode se sir fod dunga tera.

(kuch der bad)
Santa- hathda hai hathda?
Banta- nahi hai.
Santa- to phir pen hai pen??

Patni: Agar Mai Kho Gayi To Tum Kya Kroge
Santa: NirmalBaba ke paas jaunga…
PatNI: Tum Kitne Ache ho, Kya Kahoge unse?
Santa: Kahunga, Baba apki kripa ho Gayi.

Santa ne cafe me 1 ladki se I LOVE YOU kaha…
Ladki jordar chata aur boli “kya bola???”
to Santa ROTE HUE bola….. Jab suna nhi tune to chata kyu mara.

Santa Ko Lottery me PARIS ka Tour Nikla Usne Biwi ko fone Kiya: Jaan mere Sath Paris chalogi,
Biwi Khushi se: haan haan haan Bilkul, Par Aap bol kon rhe Hai.!!!

Santa bank me chilaya…
Kisiki noto ki Gaddi JisPe Lal rubbr Bandhi Ho, Giri hai kya?
Sabne Hath uthaya,
Santa- Note to koi Le Gaya ye Rubber padi Mili hai.

Beti: papa Kal Apke Ghar se ek Member Kam Ho Jayega,
Next Day Santa Ki Beti Bhag Gyi.
Santa: Ladki Ne Kam To GaLat Kiya,
Per Thi Vo “JYOTISH”.!