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Can u think ki
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“2+5=11″
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kaise aye?

Socho

Nhi Pata

To Suno……

GALTI SE…aur Kaise.

aap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,
ankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi,
aadte BANDAR Jaisi.
achcha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti.

Jab aap paida hue,
tab sara aakash jhuma, devtao ne dance kiya,
ghi k diye jalaye gaye or Brahamaji bole
“chalo chutkara mila,
ab duniya wale bhugtenge”

Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hai

Lekin Khuch Insaan Pholon

Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hote Hai

Jaise

KI

Aap

Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo…

Meri Bhagwan Se 1 Hi Wish Hai
Ki Wo Tum Jaisa Dost Har Kisi Ko De
Kyoki..

Ye Saza Me Akele Q bhugtu?

Zindgi me Agar Kuch bnna hai,To Apne DIMAG ki Suno Or dimag se b koi javab na mile To ankhe band kr k socho.. .Kya mere paas Dimag Hai.

Rangeen ho tum Rango se jyada,

Mehkte ho tum Phulo se jyada,
Smart ho tum Mujhse jyada
Agar ye sochte ho tum to.

“Bewkoof ” ho tum had se Jayda.

check ur brain:
Apna sir cow k aage kar k dekho agar wo dur jaye to samjho gober bhara hai aur agar paas aye to samjho us me bhusa bhara hai.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
isme 1 missing hai?

2 baar padthe ho sharam nhi ati?
ABC me (1 ) kahan ata hai?