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Latest ‘Husband Wife Jokes’ Collection
kya kaha?
Pati- Ye kya, tum ek aur suit le aayi? Abhi parso hi to..
Biwi (gusse me)- kya kaha? Kya parso kya? Bolo..!!!
Pati- Nahi parso bhi ek hi layi thi, aaj kam se kam 2 le aati. 
tum kya krogi
Husband: Mujhe lottry Lage to tum kya krogi?
Wife: Adhe paise leke hmesha k liye mayeke chli jaungi,
Husband: Aaj Rs.5O ki lagi hai ye le 25 aur nikal.
T-Shirt press hui
Husband: meri T-shirt ulti kar k press krna,
1 hour baad husband pucha,
“T-Shirt press hui?”
Wife koshish kar rhi hu par muje “Ulti” nahi aa rahi hai.
Meri Taraf Karke
Wife: “Tum Meri Taraf Karke Soya Karo Ji”
Mujhe Raat Ko Dar Lagta Hai..”
Husband: “Waah Ri Smart Aurat Aur Me Chahe Dar Dar Ke Mar Jauu..!
tumne mujhe shadi se
Ek Ghar se
Ek Ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki awaz ati.
Kisi ne Pucha kya baat hai
Pati: meri BV mujhe Joote se marti hai
lag jaye to wo Hasti hai Na lage to main.
Suno Sunday Ko
Wife: Suno Sunday Ko Mai Enjoy Karna Chahti Hu,Maine Cinema Ke 3 Ticket Mangva Liye He
Husband: par 3 Kyo?
Wife: Ek Aapke Aur 2 Aapke Mom Dad ke liye.
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