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PAK!STAN Means
PAK!STAN Means:-
P: Pyar
A: Aman
K: Khushali
I: Insaaf
S: Shanti
T: Tarakki
A: Ahinsa
N: NOT Available Here!
Dunia me kabhi
Dunia me kabhi achhe insan ki talash me mat nikalna.. Kyunki? Aajkal dhup bahut hai..! aur, Main ghar me hi Rehta hun.
LITTLE GIRL WENT 2
LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP-”Jab m badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge” SHOPKEEPER SMILNG-”Ha kar lunga”L.GIRL-”To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nhi doge.”
A girl was
A girl was tired of her lovr’s msgs wich alwz said I luv u, I mis u.
1 nite she receivd a msg frm him bt dint read it, instd she slept
nxt day she got a cal frm her lover’s mom who said dat,”Her son had a car accidnt & died last night’
She thn read d msg in wich it ws writtn
“Dear pls cm in front of ur house,i met wit an accidnt & its my last wish 2c u plz”
Moral:Marte waqt to Fre k sms mat kro,call karlo;…
tumne mujhe shadi se
wife- tumne mujhe shadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ki tumhari rani naam ki wife hai,
HUSBAND- maine bataya to tha ki mai tumhe rani ki tarha rakunga.
Funny Student Jokes Fact
Student ki notebook k last page par kya milega??
1.love k % check karne vali game.
2.Pen ko chalane k liye kiye gaye litae.
3.silent clas me bat karne k liye likhi gai batain.
4.aadha page fata hua.
5.exams k liye imps.
6.cross v/s zero game.
7.vacation me kya kya karna he uski list.
8.Funny pictures drawn by us for tym pass
9.dost ne likha hua crush ka nam or us par itni pen ghisna k use koi na padh ske
10.Apna sign wid diffrent typs..
Happy Students life..!
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Car Wale Ko
Police Wale Ne
Car Wale Ko Roka Aur Kaha:-
Ye Safety Week Hai…
Aap Belt Pahen Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,
Isliye Aapko Rs. 1000 Ka Inam Diya Jata Hai,
Aap Is Inam Ka Kya Karoge?
Car Driver:
Main Is Inam Se Apna Drivng Licence Banwaunga.
Pichli Seat Par Bethi Uski Maa Boli:
Iski Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo.
Ye Sharab Pi Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai.
Uske Papa Neend Se Jage Or
Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha K Chori Ki Car May
Hum Zyada Duur Nahi Ja Payenge.
Tabhi Diggi Se Awaz I:
Bhai Humne Border Paar Kar Liya Kya?
Ultimate truth
Ultimate truth:-
Kaamyabi “toilet” ki badbu ki tarah hoti hai…
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Bardasht tabhi
Hoti hai
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Jab apni ho………
Insan ki Potty
Insan ki Potty k 5 rang hote hai…
1- peela
2- hara
3- kala
4- lal
5- bhura
Insani Potty me ye cheeze aksar dekhne ko milti hai…
1. Kheere k beej
2. Kati hui mirchi
3. Rol hue tamatar
4. Dhaniya
kabi Potty ko gaur se dekho to ajeeb tasvirein banti hai…
1. cheel (eagle)
2. saanp
3. bhut
4. dinosaur
5. gobar ki gol thaipdi etc
Typs of Potty…
1. Patla
2. Sakht (hard)
3. Gaadha
4. Sookha
5. Jelly
6. Oily
Please pass dis information 2 all n enjoy potty day…
ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP
ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP:
Dhoni-7
Vijay-5
Karthik-4
Ojha-3
Raina-2
Kohli-1
Confused?
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These are their ages
when SACHIN played his 1st match…!!
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