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Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein “war” word add kar lena.

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Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir “itihas dohraya ja raha hai.,
sab prabhu ki leela hai”
* April Fool *

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“Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.”

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u r BUDDHU…
B- est in all,
U- nderstanding by Mind,
D- ecent by Nature,
D- ynamic,
H- onest by Heart,
samjhe BUDDHU
April Fool

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kya meri naak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jaisi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.?

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My Eyes-Miss you
My feelings-love you
My mind-call you
My life is you
I will die without you,
I love you
aisa teri girl friend mujhe bolti hai sambhal usko.

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M_RKH
ST_PID
B_DH_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHOCH_
_LL_
BHOND_

Dekha…!!

Everything is incomplete without

“U”.

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In ladkiyo se dil

In ladkiyo se dil lagana ek bhool hai,
In k peche itna bhagna fazool hai,
Jis din kisi ladki ne keh diya I LOVE U…
to samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.

aap ki awaz

aap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,
ankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi,
aadte BANDAR Jaisi.
achcha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti.

WHAT IS TENSION

WHAT IS TENSION

Ladki ne Apse Lift mangi
Raste me Uski Tabiat Kharab hogai, aap Hospital Le gye. Dr. bola aap bap banne wale ho,apko TENsION!
aap bole Mai iska Bap nahi! Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli Yehi Baap hai apko aur TENSION
Phir
Police i, apka medical chekup hua
Report i ki aap to kabhi Bap hi Nhi ban sakte aap ne
Khuda ka Shukr ada kia
aur aap khushi khushi bahar a gaye!
aur phir
Socha ki Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hai
Wo kis ka hai. apko phir TENSION.

U stole my

U stole my memories-i Excused u!
U stole my my laugh-i Excused u!
U stole my my smile-i Excused u!
But this is too much
“Mere kutte ka biscuit kutte ko wapas karo.”

Tumhe kaise pata

Koi apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona Afsos Mat Karna Rona B Nhi Darna Bhi Mat Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar

Puchna
Tumhe kaise pata chala.

 
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