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Latest ‘Chhattisgarhi SMS’ Collection

Chhattisgarhi mix hindi…
Boy- Surta kar rahe hai ham, Teri yad me diya baarke
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Tune diya boota 1 hava marke..
Girl- Rogha maine nai bootaya hai, bane dekh Uska tel siraya hai.

Pyar bhi ajeeb hai…
MAA se ho to POOJA,
BAAP se ho to EZZAT,
BHAI se ho to VISHWAS,
BAHEN se ho to FARZ,
aur WIFE se ho to sab kahte hai TURA ha to DAUKI ka gulam ho gehe.

1 aadmi ne zoo me 3 zuban bolne wala Tota dekha,
jo
EngliSh,
Hindi
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Chattisgarhi bolta tha.
USne 3 zuban test karne k liye puchha:
Who r u?
Tota:I’m Parrot
Aadmi:Tum koun ho?
Tota:Main Tota hu.
Aadmi:Te ha kon haS ?
Tota:
Tor daayi K douka,
sale Du ghaw tola Samjhay hon,
Saale me ha Mitthu ho re…

Black boy 2 a Raipuria girl: do u luv me?
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Girl-tum aag nahi husn ka dariya ho,
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Hum tumse pyar nahi karte kyoki tum bahut
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Kariya ho…..!

Dil todne ke liye bas 1 hi bat kafi hoti hai.
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Jen number la aap lagaye hawav o ha abhi wyast haway.!

Raman sing:- yaar jabse CM bane hau mor daai la bahut hichki aathe,,,

Mobile me company change karne ke baad reliance no. Me phone lagane par jawab aaya…
“jen reliance number la aap phone lagaye hao wo rogha ha idea wala hoge he”

Chandni Raat rahis
Nadia k par rahis
au Badal me Tara man k Nzara rahis,

Taha le Premi Pyar se Muska k Premika le kahis:

DARLING !
GUDAKHU karbe ka..?

movie title in 36gari:
titanic-nauka ma dauka
anaconda-atak bad doddhiya
batman-chamkadra dauka
tom n jerry-bilai au musua
saturday nit fever-snichar ke nacha.