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Kya Tumhari Underwear

Vikas — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:15:41 +0000

Santa: Kya Tumhari Underwear Me 2 Chhed hai?
Banta:No!
Santa:To fir Tange kahan se Dalte ho?

PAK!STAN Means

Vikas — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:13:51 +0000

PAK!STAN Means:-
P: Pyar
A: Aman
K: Khushali
I: Insaaf
S: Shanti
T: Tarakki
A: Ahinsa
N: NOT Available Here!

usne ghutne tek k

Vikas — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:19:34 +0000

Santa: Biwi se ladai khatm hui?
Banta: Ghutne tek k mere pas aai thi
Santa: usne ghutne tek k kya kaha?
Banta: yahi ki bed k niche se nikal aao,kuch nhi kahugi.

Can u think

Vikas — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:18:15 +0000

Can u think ki
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“2+5=11″
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kaise aye?

Socho

Nhi Pata

To Suno……

GALTI SE…aur Kaise.

Kya Tumhari Underwear

Vikas — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:44:19 +0000

Santa:Kya Tumhari Underwear Me 2 Chhed hai?
Banta:No!
Santa:To fir Tange kahan se Dalte ho?

Galiyan phoolo se

Vikas — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:42:46 +0000

Galiyan phoolo se saja rekhi hai,
har mode per ladkiyan betha rekhi hai,
pata nahi tum kahan se aa jao,
isliye unke hath me rakhi thama rekhi hai.

Wish you Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rishta hai janmon

Vikas — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:39:58 +0000

Rishta hai janmon ka humara,
Bharose ka aur Pyaar bhara,
Chalo ise bandhe Bhaiya Rakhi ke atut bandhno me,
Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dearest Brother

Aati Thi Jathi Thi

Vikas — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:31:49 +0000

Aati Thi Jathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.

Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rakhi Ko Tyohar

Vikas — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:31:06 +0000

Rakhi Ko Tyohar Tha,
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha,
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.

Wish you Happy Raksha Bandhan

I never searched

Vikas — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:09:56 +0000

I never searched bt i found u,
I nvr askd bt i hav u,
I nvr wishd bt it came true,
I thank GOD,
for giving me a sweet frnd like ‘YOU’.
Hii.